Wednesday, March 27, 2013

BONUS: "Bieber Gone Wild"



   Justin Bieber has lost his mind and is now threatening to “take a break” due to media criticism and his “haters” .  Many people are saying that his behavior is due to the caliber of people that he has begun hanging around with.  UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…..I DISAGREE!!!! First of all have we forgotten that his ass is NOW 18 and he began going berserk right after he blew out the damn candles.  From there this little no talent Usher want to be went on a rampage of proving his manhood!
     To a certain degree can you blame him? His MOTHER thought it would be a good idea for him to have a doll and a line of FINGERNAIL POLISH!!! There have been SEVERAL jokes and suggestive comments regarding the possibility that he may be a…..wait for it…..hold on its coming…..A GIRL.  He is doing the same teen age/early adulthood bull crap that all other “child stars have done”.  Don’t think so?  Let’s go down the list.  Sex….check. Drugs…check. Irrational/erratic behavior…check.  Showing “the world” that they are grown….check.  Changing away from the squeaky clean image….check.  Still think he’s so different from Britney & Christina & MJ & more?
     Now do NOT get me wrong, I wish he would take a PERMANENT break from making music because he makes my ears bleed.  I am really, truly not surprised that he is acting like a freaking 18 year old idiot! Hell, the fact that he is saying that he has “haters” should let you know he is a typically teen product of a single parent household with an overbearing mother at the helm.  If he was working at McDonald’s or Subway and fresh out of high school you would see it for what it is.  Selena let him sniff the panties and now he is really feeling himself.  BIG FRIGGING WHOOP!!!!
     He cheated on his girlfriend.  OK?! He met with a nursing student, wooed her, had oral sex with her and then she realized that she was making out with the girl-boy and ran out.  Ok, his semi-man pride was hurt and he acted out a bit.  What man (before he shakes the breast milk from his chin).  He went home to Canada and LEGALLY smoked weed.  Ummmmm…..who in the music industry at this point hasn’t had a 420 moment? Moving on……. Justin had a few faux fights with paparazzi…….I don’t know too many teens that have NOT had a fight at some point.  So what’s next? A drunken binge…….tales of womanizing………strange tattoos………a look that you never expected that will be gone before you can really give it some thought.  Yes sir ree bob!!!!! 
      Eventually the rest of the hair will appear on his balls and his left nut will drop and all will be fine.  Look around your neighborhood, your family, your social media interactions and you will find a mother complaining about their [temporarily] wayward male children from 16-19.  If you have one of them…..well, then you already know what’s going on with dear, dear Biebs.  Just as any other male going through this….quit giving him the attention he seeks and change will come sooner than later. 

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