“Hoe Please......."

     I must say that recently I have been finding great enjoyment from the amount of women who are pretending to NOT be hoes.  All over the place proclaiming that material things mean NOTHING to them……that they look down on women who do things for money……..that they believe that it is tasteless for a woman to trade sex for money.  BUT, these same women are chomping at the bit any time they hear a man say that he is: paying bills, buying gifts, etc.  UMMMMMMMMMM how is it soooo different to take gifts from a man KNOWING FULL WELL what sexual favors you must perform in order to get a purse or some shoes or some other prize?

   The hoe that is upfront about being a hoe is getting BILLS paid.  This heffa is NOT starving…NOT heartbroken…NOT at home alone crying into a tub of ice-cream over a man that barely spends $20 on her.  You delusional, in denial hoes are getting ONE prize and a wet ass!!!! Now who is the dumb one?  You are all over a man’s FaceBook page on one post talking about you don’t believe in premarital sex or that hoes are the scum of the earth……just to volunteer to suck him off for a purse in the next damn post.  BITCH, do you think he forgot what you just said?! You know you have rent and utilities to pay…cell phone bill…kids’ clothes to buy…and you sucking and fucking for ONE DAMN THING?! Soooooo you are cool with being in the dark in three days?

    I have NO issues with hoes.  They fill a need in society.  And let us face it ladies……NONE OF US ARE OPENING OUR LEGS FOR FREE.  He’s taking us out….he’s buying flowers….he’s buying gifts….he is coming out of his pockets for something as the “open sesame” to our legs.  If he is NOT…….you are stupid or incredibly ugly or a combination of the two.  Men….if you believe you have NEVER paid….keep lying to yourself. 

   Ladies…..how are you so quick to brag to your friends (real and cyber based) what a man is doing for you, etc. etc….BUT you want to look down on a hoe.  You are working TWO jobs, fighting with your ex in child support or pimping out welfare and allowing a guy to do God only knows to you for a pair of shoes OR a dress OR a phone card OR a purse?! You really truly have the audacity to look down on a woman that is open and honest with a man….decides UP FRONT what will be done to her and/or him…….has negotiated her price that will pay some bills or in the equivalent to MULTIPLE items leaving with her! Keep criticizing the woman that admits that she is a hoe….but while you are at it…..CRITICIZE YOUR DAMN SELF FOR GIVING AWAY YOUR SLIGHTLY USED VAGINA FOR RATES LOWER THAN HOOKERS ON BACKPAGE.COM!!!!!!!!