“If ONLY you call yourself a ‘bad chick’, you are just a chick gone bad”

     Social media has brought to light the amount of handsome females in the world currently.  I remember a wonderful time when beastly looking heffas stayed in the shadows.  When they knew they had to keep an immaculate home and be able to cook better than any Big Momma on the planet….but NOW…..UGH! These happy-go-lucky mammoth monkey mommas are all full of self-esteem and delusions.  Delusions making them believe that they are Iman or Naomi Campbell.  Sweetie, just because you show your boobs and beaver all over social media and lying ass dudes comment, “sexy,” “gorgeous”, “smash”…..DOES NOT MAKE IT TRUE.  Having a vagina makes you “doable”.  Rather it’s doable before 12am or after 12am.  Men will stick their penis in ANYTHING that is willing! Don’t believe me? Visit a prison!!!!!!! If NO ONE is holding a conversation with you….learning your likes/dislikes…….taking you out before dogs howl at the moon…….never introducing you to friends….or worse, if they have to explain you to that one friend they ran into as you two checked into the motel, you are NOT a bad chick!!!!!!

     Some of these heffas I have noticed don’t have any clear pics on their pages.  Dearie boo, even cameras know you are ugly as hell….they aren’t even trying to focus on you!!!!!!!!  If you feel the need to crop your pics to the point where you are a damn eyeball……..see that corner over there? Take this paper bag, put it over your head and sit there till you realize you make the kid from “Mask” look like Brad Pitt.  If you must take to your FB posts and proclaim why you are a “dime”….honey boo boo, you are more like half a penny.

  Now I am sure than there are some of you that think I am being mean….that is because your mother wasn’t selective enough in her choice of daddies for you or her ugly gene was too strong to combat.  Your parents may love that face of yours…..BUT, it confuses and/or scares the rest of us.  Its 2013 people…use some of that tax money to get a new you FORREAL.  Nip tuck twitches!!!!!!!! I have some MALE FB friends that are more beautiful that many of the females that I see.  Now do NOT get me wrong….there are plenty of gorgeous women out there in the world…..we have lost track of many of them because the ugly sir-ma’am apocalypse that is upon us.  They are taking over quicker than the zombie herds on “The Walking Dead”.

     These handsome heffas have the nerve to attempt to shit on pretty girls and want to make guys jump through hoops to get their bear clawed vajayjay.  SERIOUSLY!!!!! What has the world come to that MEN will bend over backwards for Celie?! And not even the cooking, cleaning, shave you and obey you Celie.  Nope, nope, nope.  The loud mouth can’t cook, will barely clean, dresses like the light are off and only fun-house mirrors hang on the walls Celie.  WTF?!

     All I know is…lesbians seem to be who have kept their standards up.  They keep bad chicks around rather than the chicks gone bad that are crawling around on all fours.  They are NOT breaking the bank or their necks for some female that looks like Brian from ‘Family Guy’ wearing a lace front.  And less eye pleasing lesbians know that they are less pleasing and step-up their game in other areas to make themselves “marketable”.  These straight heffas believe that a vagina will blind a man to the tentacles sprouting from their heads!!!!!!!!!

   All-in-all, I need the 20^th Century to return.  When ugly heffas could change your oil and carry you on their back because they knew they needed extra crap to compete.  I am sooooooo over this bunk where wildebeests roam freely as if they are fine as fuck!!!!!!!