“Being single and asking your single friends how to get a man is about as smart as trying to teach a horse to tap dance.”

  I never have been able to understand the full on stupidity behind single, never been married heefas looking down on women who are married and asking their habitually single friends how to get a husband.  I shake my head so rapidly that is nearly comes unscrewed when I watch single women ignore advise from women that are in healthy, productive marriages or engaged.  Like why are you shunning the woman that is where you want to be?! If you want a job you don’t go ask Ray Ray on the block how to create a resume knowing the ONLY job he has ever had is selling weed to the police.  If you want to know why you have genital warts you ain’t asking dirty Donna that never took a health class let alone attended medical school! So why in the Sam Hill would you IGNORE a chick with a big ring, living in the big house, driving the big car, with a WORKING man and listen to Miserable Melissa that can’t keep a man past 3am on Sunday?!

  Well, while some of you simmer on that, the rest of the class and I will move on to the heffas that buy into that, “if he loves me, he will take me as I am.” Bull sticky he will! You won’t take a man as he is! (Now you heffas that like to lie to yourself shut up for 30 seconds).  EVERY man can attest to this……..EVERY WOMAN HAS SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.  No matter how great the man is there is something you want him to change.  So if you can’t take him as he is….what makes you think he is willing to take your jacked up attitude or unwillingness to work fulltime or your mouth that never closes? What in the world has made women believe that because they have a vagina they are entitled to any damn man that walks? Hate to burst your bubbly honey………BUT you are entitled to what you are.  Just because he makes you foam at the mouth…..did it ever occur to you that you don’t have that effect on him? Just because you want the CEO……do you realize you may not qualify for the CEO?

   Of course you don’t.  You are the same person that gets offended when a man makes it known what he wants and what he won’t go for all while you set back and talk about not wanting a man:

·         That doesn’t work

·         That doesn’t have baby momma drama

·         That doesn’t live at home with his momma

·         That doesn’t ride the bus every where

Do I need so add more to the list? You can have standards and rules but men can’t? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your are sooooooo funny.  The woman that realizes that men have standards and finds a man that she likes who meets her standards and she meets his, this is the bitch you hate cause her lights stay on and her last name changed.  And did it occur to you that why you are snickering, name calling and sneak dissing all over social media at home ALONE….she is not concerned with you because she is occupied at home with HER MAN?