“All the Women that are Inde-Stupid……Throw Yo Hands Up for Me!”

Disclaimer: This by NO means is towards ALL single mothers.  This is merely a commentary (of sorts) regarding the specific types listed.

     There are many reasons why a woman ends up as a single mother……divorce….death….break-up……stupidity……promiscuity.... entrapment.  But there are few reasons to actually…intentionally proclaim yourself to be a “STRONG INDEPENDENT SINGLE MOTHER WHO NEEDS NO MAN” while on a DAILLY hunt for a man!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honey, you are just inde-stupid!!!!!!! You cannot simultaneously call yourself independent and a baby momma.  You cannot say you don’t need/want a man when everything about you screams “Come Get It Daddy”.

   Now I am NOT talking about the women who silently go through there single mommy days and just get the job done and if a man comes into the picture, he comes.  UH NO!!!! I am referring to the man chasing….child support pimping….welfare genius…..3+ kids toting heffas of the world!!!!! I need all of you to go get fixed NOW! And while you are standing in that lengthy line….PLEASE,PLEASE, PLEASE raise your hands to the heavens and repeat after me, “ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IF A FAT POCKET MAN!” Because it is about time you be honest with yourself.  The rest of us already know this…we are just waiting for you to admit it!!!!

   Moving on to the anti-birth control, but pro-premarital sex heffas.  What makes you think that by leaving the birth control options up to a man that when you get knocked up it is now his obligation to support your lifestyle.  No I did NOT mis-type.  You are the ones that think that a child means no more working.  Uh NO boo boo!!!!! Whether you are with the daddy or not….you have to come out of your pocket as well.  It takes TWO!!!!!! And why are you heffas so quick to cry deadbeat? If you make a man choose between dealing with your behind (and let’s face it, most of you were meant to be a one-night-stand) that he is a deadbeat.  He is NOT obligated to dick you down before he can see lil Ray Ray!!!!!  A man is NOT a deadbeat because he is NOT giving you money ALONGSIDE the child support that you keep having raised each time he gets a new woman.  Keep this one thing in mind……YOU CHOSE TO LEAVE CONTRECEPTION UP TO HIM AND YOU CHOSE TO ALLOW HIM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, DOGGIN HIM JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BAD DECISION MAKER.

  Now on to the next batch of biddies.  UNLESS your child/ren spends NO time with their father……he contributes NO money to them at all…….clean your ears for this one…..YOU ARE NOT DOING ISH INDEPENDENTLY!!!!! Oh how I want to throw a pie in a chick’s face each time she talks about her baby daddy dropping off the kids in one breath and then he is a deadbeat in the next!!!! Girl bye!!!!! Deadbeat means he does not a damn thing!!!!! I am not saying that they don’t exist…I am just saying that every man that fathers a child and is no longer with the mother is NOT one!!!! Quit telling yourself and your kids that you do it all…..chick you don’t.  If you have more checks coming in than cell phone companies….baby bop, you are far from independent. 

    Now there are those are going to be pissed as hell by what I posted…yea I don’t care.  I am a woman and a mother.  I did not drink the baby momma kool-aid.  I live in reality.  And for those that think that having a husband makes being a mother any less trying or tiring….hahahahahahaha! You have never been married or around a married woman.  I have been married with kids….dating with kids…single with kids.  It is still mommy that they want when sick. It is mommy that has to deal with most kid related things….because we are mommy…the nurturer!!!!!! Quit expecting men to be you!!! Quit thinking that the grass is greener or self-cutting on the other damn side.  And for those that believe a husband will make mommy-hood easier…keep your freaking legs closed till you get one.  Racking up a football team surely isn’t bringing him to your freaking door.  STOP being so proud to wear the badge of the single mother! Be proud of making yourself better so that the next man will give you the honor of his name and security.  Be proud that your child carries the name of a man that is worthy, rather than the shame of not knowing his face.  We as women are waaaaaayyyyyy too quit to point the finger at men and jump on the bandwagon to pat each other on the man-hating back….but dearies, many times it is us that need to look in the mirror and point.

   So the next time you inde-stupid women want to rally, remember that you chose your baby daddy and you raising the deadbeat flag says more about you than it does him.