“A Fool is as a Fool Does”

     On April 1^st each year, the world agrees that pranks should be the order of business for the day.  I don’t mind, because even fools need a day in which they can feel smart.  Therefore, I will sit back and watch the pranks roll in and laugh to my hearts contentment as fools fall for more than they would any other day.  I know that NO lessons will be learned today….no advice will be given….it is a day to be entertained or be the entertainment.  As I see it, April 1^st is a welcomed break from the headache that generally lives in my brain due to me bearing witness to dumb shit compounded upon dumb shit.

      It is April 2^nd that I dread. The day that most pay no mind to…..the day of redemption for those pranked.  When the excuses begin again in a supersized form.  April 2^nd is faaaaaarrrrr worse than February 15^th…you know the day that all the side chicks and side dudes go to great lengths to post pics of crap they bought themselves and they spend every breath trying to convince the words (and themselves) that they are loved.  April 2^nd brings out the inner philosopher and politician in fools.  They feel the uncanny urge to prove to the world that they are deep….intellectual…..worth the space they take up.  I just wish that during this quest for popularity and acceptance they would figure out that we KNOW they are fools and would appreciate their efforts going towards NOT MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE EVERY DAM DAY!!!!!

     April 2^nd is like the New Year of Fools, making April 1st its New Year’s Eve.  I am NOT looking forward to ringing in this new year of Tom Foolery.  2013 has been enough of a mess with fools that have NO FREAKING clue that they are fools and all of their tales of [self-inflicted] woe and more excuses than Joan River’s surgeries.  Between skinny jean wearing, faux straight-men causing themselves to have seizures……dumb hoes popping out babies and popping off at the mouth on Social media while REFUSING paternity tests……..side chicks pretending to be wives…..single heffas disrespecting who they wish they could be….men proclaiming they want honesty but keeping lies as their right hand…….a girl needs a dose of sanity and a removal of the foolishness.

     When did we collectively decide to allow fools to run the world….oh yea that’s right….when we QUIT holding ourselves and each other accountable for shit!!!!!!!!!! We would rather delete the bar rather than raise it.  So have fun today with all of the April Fools banter, etc…..just keep in mind that when you awake in the morning…..the regularly scheduled programming is coming straight to you in 3-D HD.