Friday, May 15, 2015

A Diet of Names


    

It seems to be the latest diet craze…….shedding pounds by having people’s names wedged in your mouth all day every day.  I have noticed that the people that know the least, communicate never and associated rarely with a person have the most information to share and spread about someone.  What is even more shocking is the amount of people that feast on the regurgitated rubbish attached to the names.  They know that this person has no real connection to the one whose name is being digested, regurgitated and spit into the next mouth, but they take it in as if it were a communion cracker blessed on Sunday morning. 
    Now, I am not sure which is worse, the originator that is clearly suffering from “I lie like I breath syndrome” or the person that knows that they are lying and chooses to infect themselves with the syndrome.  But what is crystal clear, is that this new diet is not shedding pounds away, it is merely making for extremely strong jaws.  What else can you expect from a cackling bird chewing the fat of a name just to mother hen it over to the next mouth all day, every day.  This is an activity that you cannot take a break from or you lose your audience. 


     But let me take a moment right here to address those that enjoy having names for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a duo of snacks.  The vast majority of you will claim that you could care less about the person…..or that you don’t lie……or that you don’t do drama and steer clear of it; yet the person attached to the name isn’t around when you begin slinging sh*t like a frustrated monkey.  Nor is that person present or addressing you when you dive head first into a still pool creating an abundance of waves.  Not to mention, if you have NEVER confirmed any of the information nor have you had any meaningful interaction with said person…….where is your information coming from? Not the truth factory boo boo.  Therefore, you are a liar……you are about the drama and you gravitate towards it as if it were the flame to your moth…….you care a great deal about that person, because of jealousy. 
      Deny it all you want, but there is something about the name that you keep logged in your throat better than a porn star stuffs hers, that makes you feel inferior.  Yes, I said it…..heffa YOU FEEL LESS THAN.  This is why you have to carry tales quicker than SuperHead can carry an STD about a person that truly has no idea that you exist.  You are losing sleep, working overtime and missing out on life in order to carry out your campaign of slander while the person attached to the name……well they are continuing to live life and flourish.  So who is actually winning here?

   You have changed your diet to nothing by names that you spit pieces into mouth after mouth after mouth while caged in misery.  Your waistline is still the same.  Your face is resting on the floor.  Your friends aren’t true, they are just hungry for their next regurgitated piece, knowing that it is only a matter of time before your diet includes their names.  What is it to gain? Oh that’s right, the praise and solidarity of people too stupid and devious to recognize or care that you are a pathological liar that is self-hating. When broken down like that, how are you liking this diet of names that you are on?