“If He Liked it, He Should Have What?"

  

     Ever since Beyonce debuted the hook, “if you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it” heffas have gone ape shit with delusion.  Let us take some time to look at just how asinine this bull shit that does NOT even sound good on paper is.  If he LIKED it, he should have done what?  Maybe he should call back….maybe he shouldn’t send you a bill for the meal and drinks he bought before he bent you over.  Maybe that is what he should do if he LIKED it.  What happens if he didn’t like it? Should an invoice for his time be delivered to your crazy, learning life lessons from music, hooker uniform but lady words using dummies?

    Since when did it become acceptable for LIKE to be enough for a man to make you his wife? Who wants to be the wife of a man that just simply LIKES YOU TODAY? Like does NOT make a man spend the majority of his life working his ass off to keep a roof over your head, a firm belt to keep your kids in line or a hard third leg to break your back each night.  Like simply makes you a friend, a wet dream or worthy of cheddar biscuits.  What happens when tomorrow comes? What happens when he likes your sister? Oh you ‘I ride hard with the barely talented light bright’ didn’t think about that did you? You did NOT take the time to realize that LIKE does not and will not make a man loyal to you.  Did you forget about meeting a man’s standards? Did you forget about forming a bond with a man?

   Of course you did.  You video vixen, fantasy island twitches do NOT want to change or even slightly attempt to find out a man’s wants and needs let alone elevate yourself to the bar.  You would rather sit back and tell a man to accept you the way that you are and put standards on him.  And let me ask you this…..how is staying EXACTLY THE SAME been working out for you? Oh I will wait while you explain that ONE guy that almost asked you to marry him right around when your income tax check came.  Oh I will sit back and listen to you tell me about your baby daddies that you are chasing around town for info to report to child support.  Oh yea, honey, tell me about that guy that likes to stop through after working 2^nd shift for a sandwich and some head.  Yea boo boo, you setting me straight.  They LOVE how easy you are….so I guess you should get a ring….but wait they did put a ring on it.  They should break you off for that Nuva-ring.

     You walk around believing that you are wife material because of a song that was written in FIRST PERSON with NO thought of your busted asses in mind.  You want to know without a shadow of a doubt that you are wife material? I will let you in on the secret…….a man MAKES YOU HIS WIFE! NOT a baby mommas, but the mother of his children.  NOT a wifey…….but his M-R-S! NOT a roommate…..but the SECOND NAME OF THE DEED! Men do NOT wife up what they like.  If they did that…..every man alive would be married to wither the NBA, NFL, porn and/or sandwiches.  You think that being in the same category as a hobby makes you worthy of a ring?! Silly rabbit, fairy tales are for kids.

      You don’t believe every man is worthy of being a husband, although by the disdain for 95% of fathers out there, you sure do believe that any man willing to venture between your legs is a daddy…..but I digress…….  Why do you ALL OF YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU DESERVE OR ARE READY TO BE SOMEONE’S WIFE?  Because someone put it in a song and sold it you? Because you have a vagina? Because you let some guy run up in you raw? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Animals bang it out raw every day……should they be snagging husbands and wives? You don’t like being called a bitch….but you are willing to put yourself in a bitch category? Are you on the same level as a female dog? You should get a ring due to the popular decision that your milkshake brings the boys to the yard? Ok honey……I guess you should also get lifetime free rides an Amtrak since you’ve already given so many rides. 

    Keep letting guys like it all the while hoping and praying for someone one day to put a ring on it.