I feel that it is
time to roll out the Taz Honors for the bullshit that people spew daily. I will be honoring the top 10 in the category
of bullshit. You should enjoy this installment…if
you don’t, it’s because you are being honored…. Those offended should take the
badge of honor with in the same stride as you do the dumb shit you claim daily…BUT
it’s your prerogative.
1.
Talking shit and LYING to a person that knows
ALL YOUR BUSINESS
a.
What point are you proving by lying to someone
you have already disclosed all your secrets to? They already know your ass is
BROKE! Telling them you got money and you can NOT keep an apartment………just
QUIT!!!!
2.
Skinny AND Fat bitches calling themselves thick
a.
You can NOT be lacking in neck and call yourself
thick
b.
You can NOT look like Olive Oil and call yourself
thick
c.
And how in the hell are you mofos arguing and
shitting on each other for being fat and skinny if you ALL believe your asses
are thick? Coco is thick…half you heffas
need sandwiches and the other half need you mouths wired the fuck shut!
3.
Guys stealing penis pics from sex groups
claiming them as their own
a.
ONLY to be outdone by the guys arguing about it
in a sex group
b.
If you are in the group to get laid and your
pipe is a mini….news flash, the heffa you woo to your house is going to know as
soon as you drop your pants!!!!! No need to dick jack!
4.
Taking pics in church on Sunday, posting them on
Monday claiming to be at work
a.
Negro unless your job is Pastor of a mega church…there
are NO crosses in your office. There is
NO communion pool next to the break room.
You are fooling NO ONE.
5.
Ugly girls taking pics with their cute friends
posting it as their profile pic to trick mofos into thinking its them
a.
Eventually one of your more attractive friends
will tag you in a pic and your cover is blown.
That or the guy you catfish will smack the shit of you for promising
Janet Jackson and delivering Freddie Jackson.
6.
Taking pics at car lots, and posting them with
the caption “out with my new ride”
a.
Last night you were just posting pics from the
bus and complaining about how long it took for the bus to come. And unless you work and hang out at lots….all
the other cars perfectly aligned behind you is a dead giveaway dumb ninja.
7.
Girls blasting dudes on Facebook for being
deadbeats while REFUSING to take a paternity test
a.
Chick till paternity is established…he is just
some dude that your dumbass let go RAW
8.
Trying to intimidate a girl away from her dude
so that you can have him although he has proven to NOT want you
a.
You contacting this girl acting like you and her
man are plotting to eliminate her…and you are too dumb to listen when she said
she heard the calls and knows he doesn’t respond to you. But you keep at it believing that breaking up
a man’s home is the key to his heart.
9.
Boasting about fucking a dude on his page…..but
that’s ALL you did, you were never his girl or even a date
a.
If only one day you would realize that you are
intimidating NO ONE….just making yourself look like a slut. You got banged out and he isn’t chasing you
or trying to get a repeat. Oh he is?
Then why are you peacocking his page?
10.
When your welfare card is loaded you withdraw
the money, take a pic and act like it is your weekly check
a.
You ain’t got no damn job Tommy!
Thank you to all the honorees for their
daily efforts to keep bull shit alive and well.
We appreciate you making the rest of us feel better about the GOOD
decisions that we make. We applaud the
fact that you have no problem being a bumbling fucking idiot every day of the
year. Keep up the good work!!!!! The
rest of us that are evolving and moving up with the Jefferson’s blowing kisses
your way….it’s because of you that the suburbs will NEVER be crowded but the
ghettos will be.
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