“All the Women that are Inde-Stupid……Throw Yo Hands Up for Me!”

Disclaimer: This by NO means is towards ALL single mothers.  This is merely a commentary (of sorts) regarding the specific types listed.

     There are many reasons why a woman ends up as a single mother……divorce….death….break-up……stupidity……promiscuity.... entrapment.  But there are few reasons to actually…intentionally proclaim yourself to be a “STRONG INDEPENDENT SINGLE MOTHER WHO NEEDS NO MAN” while on a DAILLY hunt for a man!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honey, you are just inde-stupid!!!!!!! You cannot simultaneously call yourself independent and a baby momma.  You cannot say you don’t need/want a man when everything about you screams “Come Get It Daddy”.

   Now I am NOT talking about the women who silently go through there single mommy days and just get the job done and if a man comes into the picture, he comes.  UH NO!!!! I am referring to the man chasing….child support pimping….welfare genius…..3+ kids toting heffas of the world!!!!! I need all of you to go get fixed NOW! And while you are standing in that lengthy line….PLEASE,PLEASE, PLEASE raise your hands to the heavens and repeat after me, “ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IF A FAT POCKET MAN!” Because it is about time you be honest with yourself.  The rest of us already know this…we are just waiting for you to admit it!!!!

   Moving on to the anti-birth control, but pro-premarital sex heffas.  What makes you think that by leaving the birth control options up to a man that when you get knocked up it is now his obligation to support your lifestyle.  No I did NOT mis-type.  You are the ones that think that a child means no more working.  Uh NO boo boo!!!!! Whether you are with the daddy or not….you have to come out of your pocket as well.  It takes TWO!!!!!! And why are you heffas so quick to cry deadbeat? If you make a man choose between dealing with your behind (and let’s face it, most of you were meant to be a one-night-stand) that he is a deadbeat.  He is NOT obligated to dick you down before he can see lil Ray Ray!!!!!  A man is NOT a deadbeat because he is NOT giving you money ALONGSIDE the child support that you keep having raised each time he gets a new woman.  Keep this one thing in mind……YOU CHOSE TO LEAVE CONTRECEPTION UP TO HIM AND YOU CHOSE TO ALLOW HIM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, DOGGIN HIM JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BAD DECISION MAKER.

  Now on to the next batch of biddies.  UNLESS your child/ren spends NO time with their father……he contributes NO money to them at all…….clean your ears for this one…..YOU ARE NOT DOING ISH INDEPENDENTLY!!!!! Oh how I want to throw a pie in a chick’s face each time she talks about her baby daddy dropping off the kids in one breath and then he is a deadbeat in the next!!!! Girl bye!!!!! Deadbeat means he does not a damn thing!!!!! I am not saying that they don’t exist…I am just saying that every man that fathers a child and is no longer with the mother is NOT one!!!! Quit telling yourself and your kids that you do it all…..chick you don’t.  If you have more checks coming in than cell phone companies….baby bop, you are far from independent. 

    Now there are those are going to be pissed as hell by what I posted…yea I don’t care.  I am a woman and a mother.  I did not drink the baby momma kool-aid.  I live in reality.  And for those that think that having a husband makes being a mother any less trying or tiring….hahahahahahaha! You have never been married or around a married woman.  I have been married with kids….dating with kids…single with kids.  It is still mommy that they want when sick. It is mommy that has to deal with most kid related things….because we are mommy…the nurturer!!!!!! Quit expecting men to be you!!! Quit thinking that the grass is greener or self-cutting on the other damn side.  And for those that believe a husband will make mommy-hood easier…keep your freaking legs closed till you get one.  Racking up a football team surely isn’t bringing him to your freaking door.  STOP being so proud to wear the badge of the single mother! Be proud of making yourself better so that the next man will give you the honor of his name and security.  Be proud that your child carries the name of a man that is worthy, rather than the shame of not knowing his face.  We as women are waaaaaayyyyyy too quit to point the finger at men and jump on the bandwagon to pat each other on the man-hating back….but dearies, many times it is us that need to look in the mirror and point.

   So the next time you inde-stupid women want to rally, remember that you chose your baby daddy and you raising the deadbeat flag says more about you than it does him.

“Calling Yourself a Real Nigga, Simply Shows the World that You are Real Stupid”

     Earlier this week, a 6 month old baby girl was killed.  Shot multiple times as her father attempted to change her diaper in his car.  She was no gang banger.  She was no threat to society.  Her light was blown out before it had a chance to truly shine.  Who did this…….someone claiming to be a ‘real nigga’.  Someone who needed to prove their niggahood through violence.

     What does it serve you or society to take a name that was not given as compliment, alter it slightly and change your mindset and deplete all goals? How has it elevated your culture to have admiration for those that refuse to be educated….hold down jobs….degrade women…..spend their time making children but not raising them? This is what you strive to be?  Forgettable faces lost in the world. And you believe that making fun of or ‘hating on’ men that tackle their responsibilities head on…..strive for overall excellence……uplift the women in their lives?

    Where did we go wrong? Gangster wanna bees are taking our children in groves.  It is past time that the ‘nigga’ dies with the days of slavery.  Release yourself from the bondage.  Be the Abe Lincoln for those around you…Emancipate them! Why waste decades upon decades of freedom fights to revert back further than we began.  How can you come from scientists, inventors, doctors, literary geniuses, martyrs, and more just to spend your time gaining the highest score on a video game or racking up the most ass in a month? It is time to take a real stand! This 6 month old needs to be the LAST casualty of the nigga.

     REFUSE to allow this world to become a niggerdom wasteland.  Pull your freaking pants up and pull out a book.  Look around! Those that are truly making money….do NOT do it by the gun or broken sentences.  They wear suits.  They invest.  They understand what a portfolio is.  More importantly….they and their families are around to spend the money. 

    Please realize that the vast majority is looking at you and laughing as they shake their heads.  The ‘man’ that you don’t want on your neck, doesn’t have to try to keep you down.  You are doing that all by yourself.  Social Security isn’t concerned with you, because it knows you won’t be around to collect it.  Corporate America loves you, because you ensure that the 1% will remain unchanged.  So yea….you are showing them.  You are less valuable and taken about as seriously as an untrained monkey.  Just a bunch of baboons bouncing around believing that their manhood is proven by the size of their stack…the quickness of their temper….the number of baby mommies in their rearview……..the bodies they have put in the grave.

     Eliminating your own kind is genocide.  While you are walking about painting your bodies and killing someone’s baby….remember that what you hate Hitler for….you are now doing.  YOU are eliminating a race.  It just happens to be your own. 

“A Super Saint Weekend Warrior Will Be Left Behind”

      

Dear Sister Sandpaper and Brother Backslider,

     Let me be the FIRST to stand up before the congregation and fill you in on a little something…….WEEKEND WARRIORSHIP WILL NOT GET YOU RAPTURED.  You be amongst those left behind.  Religion is NOT encased in your Sunday’s best nor is it a badge to be worn when you walk into the sanctuary and to be immediately snatched off as you exit.  Church is NOT like school.  Attendance is NOT enough….George Bush did NOT hold a special meeting with God and invoke a no church member left behind act. 

    Just because you kinda sorta teach Sunday school or lead the choir ONCE a week………YOU ARE NOT SAVED.  Spending all week long sinning as if you are an immortal vampire with no humanity is NOT CHRIST LIKE and your slate is NOT wiped clean because you make it into your favorite seat on the pew somewhat on time.  Sweetheart even the Devil himself know the Bible.  A demon can be dipped into the baptismal pool…he simply goes in a dry demon to come up a wet one.  And just so it is clear, you know all those new saints that you turn your nose up to and gossip about (all up in the church)……..they will be resting in the bosom of the Lord while you wrestle with whether or not to accept the mark of the beast.

     Faith is not determined by how many attendance days or titles you acquire.  You SHOULD know this since you sit through sermon after sermon after sermon!!!!! Are you awake during this time or do you sit through every service going over your post church activities once the choir ceases to sing?  Do you think that the rest of us forget about your lady of the night behavior on Saturday night because you get up on Sunday and post scripture and tell us “Pastor brought the house down”? Are we supposed to forget that you smoke weed, drink like a fish and have 10 baby daddies because you served mac n cheese at the Church Anniversary last year?

    Walking to the front of the church for altar call or prayer during service means nothing when NO SOONER than the clergy complete the benediction you are rolling eyes and necks, cussing like a drunken sailor and eyeing the visiting minister (all the while plotting to be his new piece).  Repentance is accepted when genuine and not for show.  It is NOT a show of how much of a Super Saint you are to consistently fake a shout or catching of the Holy Spirit……..honey if you are catching your wig before it hits the floor or you are on beat with the church band…..you aren’t even fooling the 2 year old next to you.

     As my grandma used to tell me, “Baby, you can play with man, but you can’t play with God.”  All of you Wonder Weekend Warriors need to raise your hands, lift you head, say that three times and receive it into your spirit before you condemn your own soul for thinking church is a life sized game of Monopoly.

      

BONUS: “If what is written in the stars is ignored, thine eyes shall watch as thine soul suffers”

     Many have taken to social media proclaiming that the prophecy has been fulfilled this 13^th day of March in the year of our Lord 2013 as a new Pope has been elected and named.  I am not going to search through scriptures to confirm or deny this….I would much rather discuss how many of these “enlightened ones” will actually or have actually changed their ways.  How many good ol’ social media Christians are walking in the way of the Light and have been keeping their “lamps trimmed and burning”?

    Many of the people that I have seen post about the fulfillment of the prophecy….I must say this is the first time I have EVER seen them talk about anything more than: clubs, sex, baby mommas/daddies, people at work they can’t stand and their weekend debauchery.  Now I am NOT by any means judging anyone…….BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT, if you are so into the word and so very knowledgeable…..WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING BETTER?  True, God will forgive you and take you back at any time, BUT why wait till the 11^th hour to do so when you have known since hour #1?!

    Why are we as a society walking around with critical information in our back pocket to NEVER or at the bare minimum, RARELY taking it out and putting it to use?! Our world is in a disastrous state which could be remedied by people using what they are showing that they know today.  But what do we do? We continue to resurrect Sodom & Gomorrah every 30 seconds and act completely shocked when pillars of salt begin to surround us.  Why oh why have we turned ourselves into a bunch of buffoons that PRETEND to be less knowledgeable than we are until history is made? Why do we choose to raise our children up in the way of music and video games and reality TV? Why do we trade in fellowship with fellow believers for a day to sleep in?  

     Are you truly ready for the ‘end of days’? Have you been a good steward or a wayward vessel for the other guy? Simply recognizing a sign or two does not get you a ticket into Heaven.  Faith with no works is dead.

     What will you post about tomorrow when the buzz has settled about the new Pope? Will you be getting your house in order or just reshuffling the current trash you keep all about it?

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and ignorance leaps from the mouth of the stupid”

"White women hatin black bitches will be your foot stool..black bitches can't hold a candle to white queens. White women are platinum black women are the lowest grade of metal. They are beneath you. Which is why black men need to up dey game and start wnning. You stay losin wit dem black bitches. Stop dealing wit horse hair wearin....neck popin....can't take out in public...always!: t dey hand out..broke down black bitches...make dat change damn glad I did. Black women that says a lot bout yo retched asses when black men ditchin you ass for white queens by the million" – D. Brown

     Sooooooo Mr. Brown wants us to believe that his poor grammar and non-existent spelling has allowed him to capture the greatest white woman on the planet. UMMMMMMMM NO! Now you are welcomed to date/marry/love whomever you like and I will be the first one to congratulate you!!!! BUT….BUT….BUT…BUT…….why degrade an ENTIRE race of woman because of your preference.  This reeks of “thou that protests too much”. Now I will NOT take the most obvious route and say that he feels this way because NO chocolate drop would have him therefore he had to take pleasure in the vanilla soft serve.  I will believe that he is truly into the woman that agreed to be with him or the he chloroformed and is hiding in the basement.

   Taking a good hard look at this post…….he is NOT dating the crème of any crop.  NO WOMAN WORTH ANYTHING is chilling with a dude that cannot form a damn sentence.  My 6 year old nephew could express himself better than this.  A many of English teachers are rolling over in graves and experiencing tremendous tummy issues as this post was created.  Now moving past his lack of education and tact….is there validity in what he is saying.  Sure there is….for plenty of women of ALL RACES.  Just as there is good…there is bad….there is ratchet. 

  I wonder if Mr. Brown realizes that the problem isn’t black women or white women but the women that he attracts.  If you are ratchet….you will attract what? If you are loud and ignorant…you attract what?  You must be worthy of the woman that you desire Mr. Brown.  Your post, the tone and the sentiment behind it shows that you are no better a person than those you have ousted in your words (and I use this word lightly).  If all that you know from the black community is that the women are not worthy of time, energy, respect, etc…..dear did you forget that you have female relatives and what that says about them as well? Did it occur to you that the women of color closest to you have done not a damn thing to alter your outlook?  Not a mother…..not a grandmother….not an aunt….not a sister…not a cousin! It also shows us the type of women that you have consistently gone for and that a TV is nowhere in your reached and you do not socialize on social media.  Our FLOTUS…..millionaires…billionaires…. various  women on FB, etc….all women of color….all the opposite of what you posted about.  But it may have been a case that you missed it due to lack of comprehension (sorry, I just could not resist).

 

       I did notice that for all of the badgering of black women…….you said nadda/zip/zilch about what makes a white woman so wonderful.  It makes me truly wonder what precisely drove you to make such a crude public declaration.  If you are truly happy about whom you date……..let us know on your non-catfish page and tell us what makes her (the person…your woman…….your queen)  so special.  Because in all truth (and with all jokes aside) it’s the individual woman not the race that makes her great and worthy of being on a man’s arm, his respect, his time and his heart.