It seems to be the latest diet craze…….shedding pounds by having people’s names wedged in your mouth all day every day. I have noticed that the people that know the least, communicate never and associated rarely with a person have the most information to share and spread about someone. What is even more shocking is the amount of people that feast on the regurgitated rubbish attached to the names. They know that this person has no real connection to the one whose name is being digested, regurgitated and spit into the next mouth, but they take it in as if it were a communion cracker blessed on Sunday morning.
Now, I am not sure
which is worse, the originator that is clearly suffering from “I lie like I breath
syndrome” or the person that knows that they are lying and chooses to infect
themselves with the syndrome. But what
is crystal clear, is that this new diet is not shedding pounds away, it is merely
making for extremely strong jaws. What
else can you expect from a cackling bird chewing the fat of a name just to
mother hen it over to the next mouth all day, every day. This is an activity that you cannot take a
break from or you lose your audience.
But let me take a
moment right here to address those that enjoy having names for breakfast,
lunch, dinner and a duo of snacks. The
vast majority of you will claim that you could care less about the person…..or
that you don’t lie……or that you don’t do drama and steer clear of it; yet the
person attached to the name isn’t around when you begin slinging sh*t like a
frustrated monkey. Nor is that person
present or addressing you when you dive head first into a still pool creating
an abundance of waves. Not to mention,
if you have NEVER confirmed any of the information nor have you had any
meaningful interaction with said person…….where is your information coming
from? Not the truth factory boo boo.
Therefore, you are a liar……you are about the drama and you gravitate towards
it as if it were the flame to your moth…….you care a great deal about that
person, because of jealousy.
Deny it all you
want, but there is something about the name that you keep logged in your throat
better than a porn star stuffs hers, that makes you feel inferior. Yes, I said it…..heffa YOU FEEL LESS
THAN. This is why you have to carry
tales quicker than SuperHead can carry an STD about a person that truly has no
idea that you exist. You are losing sleep,
working overtime and missing out on life in order to carry out your campaign of
slander while the person attached to the name……well they are continuing to live
life and flourish. So who is actually
winning here?